Thursday, May 5, 2016

Patagonia? More like AmazingPictureOpportunityAgonia

It's either cause there's too much going on, cause the pictures are too awesome or cause I'm lazy....this post will be all pictures from Patagonia. Sure, I could tell you about arriving in Patagonia and having the cab driver blasting Celine Dion in the car, but you didn't come here for that. I could reminisce about the dance party we had at the top of the mountain, but you hate dancing. So, instead, here's some pictures of Patagonia

Pretty colors

White man CAN jump

She said no

But I got to do a Titanic scene with her first

You love the back of my head



Iceberg right ahead (that was a titanic reference)

You really love the back of my head

The coolest picture ever taken of me

The view from the bottom of the ice climb

Just gettin sum work done

I don't always drink Bailey like liqueurs, but when I do, it's on a glacier

Had to hit the Korean massage chair after all that hiking

OK, fine I'll show you the video of the dance party on top of the mountain.

And now I have moved to Bolivia. La Paz, Boliva. It's built into the mountains. Its at an elevation of 11,982 ft. Its hard to walk around. This is what it looks like:

And lets just address the elephant in the room. The plumbing is so bad here that you can't throw the toilet paper in the toilet.

Ok see you next time.